floopowderchristmastroy:

hannibalscannibals:

hannibal-cannibal-lecter:

So, I checked out Urban Dictionary for the word Fannibals, and I’m not really sure what to do with this definition:

‘Fannibal’

Someone who eats a lot of pussy (British) or ass (American) It’s a combination of cannibal and fanny. Fanny is slang for pussy in the UK and bum in the US. 

…I can’t decide whether this is the best fandom name ever, or the worst.

This is why I always silently giggle at the term Fannibal.

i prefer the american defition. I bet even Hannibal agrees with me

(via the-hound-of-sherlock)

stilinskiimnotahero:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

thatdemigodwhoeatsbluefood:

Well that escalated quickly…

i’d reblog if i were you

this happened to my sisters cousins husbands moms grandmas brothers wifes cat.

reblogging just in case

reblogging for my own safety

(Source: notsoquickpotter)

i woke up late, i lost the first train.

The second train was late so i arrived to the airport late, meaning i had lost the flight.

I spent 3 hours going to each and every company at the airport to look for a flight to Turin or Milan.


One of my luggage weights 30 kg, meaning i couldn’t use ryanair.


The two options were: Flybe (leaving tomorrow, for 400 pounds) and Airfrance (leaving today to Amsterdam, then Paris then Turin for 700 pounds)


I booked the flight for tomorrow; then i went to the information point to look for a Hotel.


Everything was booked already, so i spent 22 pounds to get a taxi for the city centre. Now i’m staying at this hotel for the night and i’m leaving tomorrow morning.

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

(via weepingdemon)

yume-kayami:

iwillnotstopwalking:

Naruto Chapter 631

i’m still wondering HOW he can be in that state. 

I mean i thought only Jinchuriki could go in the “Tailed Beast State”

^he have half of kurama’s chakra :)

I completely forgot about that, thanks (i still don’t understand though WHEN he understood how to do into that stage, i mean… Naruto took like 620 chapters to do it…… But anyway, thanks :)

(Source: nara-sherry)

hannigramthings:

“H-Hannibal senpai”

THIS TOTALLY WORKS FOR ME THANK YOU. xoxo, Hannibal

(Source: hannibalspenis, via licensetocannibalize)

porcelain-horse-horselain:

princess-bubblescum:

thegoddamazon:

dragonsplash:

blaze-ferrari:

Evolution Simplified

This photoset should be required reading for every citizen.

FINALLY

I had to explain this in philosophy yesterday. to fellow adults.

It is so shocking when grown adults (from some super sheltered midwestern suburb usually) are like “uhmmm monkeys and humans barely even look alike, and like… evolution? i mean, we aren’t pokemon, duh!”

I just don’t even know how to respond to such fuckery.

This post is a good resource, but I honestly think people like that usually don’t WANT to learn. They turn away and go “NO CUZ THE EARTH IS ONLY 6000 YEARS OLD!!!”

(via kirkland-tsun-tsun)

Naruto Chapter 631

i’m still wondering HOW he can be in that state. 

I mean i thought only Jinchuriki could go in the “Tailed Beast State”

(Source: nara-sherry)

reilola:

“Naruto” Chapter 631

- Trolls. Trolls everywhere Q_Q

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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fortheloveofsalazar:

rubysp720:

thedragonbornlives:

A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr

I fixed it

Bless You.

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library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

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